Post by deadsky on Dec 18, 2006 14:12:03 GMT -5
just felt like sharing some Chuck Norris Jokes....have a sense of humor please...
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
When Chuck Norris jumps into water, he doesn't get wet. water gets Chuck Norris.
Some people wear Superman Pajamas to bed.
Superman wears Chuck Norris Pajamas to bed.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
The Boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris every night.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris doesn't break wind. He destroys it.
Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
When Chuck Norris jumps into water, he doesn't get wet. water gets Chuck Norris.
Some people wear Superman Pajamas to bed.
Superman wears Chuck Norris Pajamas to bed.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
The Boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris every night.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris doesn't break wind. He destroys it.
Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.